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You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....
当发生下列事情时,你就该明白应重新衡量你和你的电脑的关系了.

1. You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
你清晨4点钟起床去厕所,回来的路上要停下来查看你的电子邮件。

2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
关上电脑后你有一种可怕的空虚感,就好像刚刚中断了同一个亲人的关系一样。

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
你决定在大学里多呆一两年,只因为你可以免费使用因特网。

4. You laugh at people with l4. 4 modems.
你嘲笑别人还用速率为14.4的调制解调器。

5. You start using smileys: in your mail.
你开始在你写给别人的信中使用:-)微笑符号了。

6. You find yourself often add "com" after every period when you type.
你发现你打字时常常在"."后面加上"com"3个字母。

7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
因为妈妈没有电脑,你难以跟她取得联系了。

8. When your email box shows "no new messages" you feel really depressed.
当你的电子邮箱中显示"没有新信息"的时候你的情绪会十分低落。

9. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape"" before you walk around.
你搬入一所新房子,还没有四处走走看看,你便决定先使用"网景"在因特网上进行浏览。

10. Your family always knows where you are.
你的家人总能知道你在哪里。

11. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to all your friends on line!
读完这篇小文,你会迫不及待地将它转发给你所有的网友。
 
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